did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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