He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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