So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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