Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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