New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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