I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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