he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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