During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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