Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
BRING THE BAGELS
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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