did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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