doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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