So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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