The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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