Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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