I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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