Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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