i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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