so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I fill condoms, not promises.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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