Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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