Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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