Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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