i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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