brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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