you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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