Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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