So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
