is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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