Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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