are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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