just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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