Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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