i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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