He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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