At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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