My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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