brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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