So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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