You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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