He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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