i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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