So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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