You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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