You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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