Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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