is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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