yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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