just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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