well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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