So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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