if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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