super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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