They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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