What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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