Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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